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Why the hell were you hanging out with Norman Osborn?
I expect an answer to that when you get back to me.
You need to delete all of those. If you use them as blackmail, I can and will coherently come up with a plot of revenge that will also involve a restraining order between myself and any wine dealer to ensure it's carried out correctly.
[This will probably be ignored, or just a general bad idea but oh well. He kind of owes Loki one for not shouting over the name thing even if he does act like a little douchebag]
Do me a favour, stay the hell away from Lucifer. Last time I saw him he made Odin into smears on the walls with barely an afterthought.
Do me a favour, stay the hell away from Lucifer. Last time I saw him he made Odin into smears on the walls with barely an afterthought.
1. Billy's from the past. Right before he summoned Mother.
2. We need to make sure that spell somehow didn't apply here.
3. I hope you're enjoying the cows. Do you serenade them with David Bowie?
2. We need to make sure that spell somehow didn't apply here.
3. I hope you're enjoying the cows. Do you serenade them with David Bowie?
Up for catching a naughty fallen angel?
[This would be Kenzi calling at a surprisingly decent hour sometime after Gil texted Loki.]
So, hey, 'bout this scar taking care of bidness.
So, hey, 'bout this scar taking care of bidness.
Hello, Loki. This is Edward. It has come to my attention that we possess a mutual acquaintance. One particularly infatuated with himself and the grander schemes of power.
I should clarify: I do mean Norman, rather than, say, the dozens of people who fit that description quite well. Ahem, Tony Stark, AHEM.
Anyway, perhaps it would be in our interest to discuss plans for when the ticking time bomb tocks off, if you catch my drift. And I know you do. Would a coffee house be too pedestrian?
[AN HOUR LATER:]
Let's hope you're ported out and not in the midst of something excruciating. It would have been the worst timing, really, if you actually WERE in Norman's company. He's so nosy, he'd most certainly violate privacy.
[WHAT TIMING HE HAS.]
Let's hope you're ported out and not in the midst of something excruciating. It would have been the worst timing, really, if you actually WERE in Norman's company. He's so nosy, he'd most certainly violate privacy.
[WHAT TIMING HE HAS.]
Hey, Loki.
[New address.]
That's where Billy and I are, just as a head's up. We moved out of the stronghold of government bureaucracy finally. I'm excited for it.
[New address.]
That's where Billy and I are, just as a head's up. We moved out of the stronghold of government bureaucracy finally. I'm excited for it.
It's been a full twenty hours without one witty remark from you.
Having learned my lesson from last time, there's a few things that could be happening now.
1. You're avoiding me, undoubtedly up to some nefarious scheme.
2. You're at a club.
3. You're in someone's bed, in which case, I'm envious. Not of the person you're sleeping with, and I'm not really someone to say "I'm hard up," because that isn't how it works but [The text leaves off right there mysteriously.]
1. You're avoiding me, undoubtedly up to some nefarious scheme.
2. You're at a club.
3. You're in someone's bed, in which case, I'm envious. Not of the person you're sleeping with, and I'm not really someone to say "I'm hard up," because that isn't how it works but [The text leaves off right there mysteriously.]
Noh-Varr is still really attractive and it's annoying.
Heeeey ... so that's many more hours and no reply. I'm ... I am going to call you. Good plan.
Hey, Loki, it's Kate. You know that already, as I said I was going to call you. [There's a long pause.] Apparently the imPort swearing in this weekend is going to be at the base. I'm debating going in, but I think you'd probably benefit more from the experience.
Let me know if you're up for it?
Let me know if you're up for it?
Let's play the "what is Loki doing game."
You're doing one of three things:
1. You're not here mysteriously. This is what I'm worried about.
2. You've decided to go to the imPort swearing in, and have chosen to neglect telling me about this decision.
3. Your phone is broken.
You're doing one of three things:
1. You're not here mysteriously. This is what I'm worried about.
2. You've decided to go to the imPort swearing in, and have chosen to neglect telling me about this decision.
3. Your phone is broken.
But let's be realistic, if someone told me that your phone was the source of your power, I'd believe them. You wouldn't leave home without it. It's too convenient of a device.
[Several hours later:]
Would you believe that I recently had a conversation with someone about how it'd suck to see a friend leave without notice?
Would you believe that I recently had a conversation with someone about how it'd suck to see a friend leave without notice?
Which means that if you're just too busy to respond to texts, you should get on it.
Just a stupid picture of a sunset, I don't care.
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