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"Ah, yes. Here we go! Insert all appropriate messages at the beep! Beeeeeeeep!" [ beeeeeeeep. ]

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Which would leave me at a loss for a gift next year- Assuming that you didn't want fruit cake.

[ based on Loki's conflicting opinions on fruit cakes, tho. ]

You'll be happy to know that each and every sweater was used in its proper trollish & festive fashion.

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I want selfies, Loki. Lord knows I'm not going to get one from Norman or Chilton.

Please don't get me fruitcake. There is brandy.

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[ like you have to ask twice, Rose. attached are a couple of selfies: one in the bathroom with his coronet, another with Kate and Billy's dumb faces and Derek stalking in the background, and then one that's unfocused with Dorian stalking in the bg beneath the mistletoe like he's going to get hot make-outs. ]

Never forget that I was the one who provided in such trying circumstances. Never forget! :)

[nitidus]

Truly you are the hero that Heropa deserves. We Gods have to look out for one another, I suppose.

I always knew Derek was a photo bomber.

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He has the face for it, large-eyed and vapid, coupled with flexing his biceps.

[nitidus]

I wouldn't call him vapid. 'Sulky' or 'grumpy' maybe. He's very nice, I think. I should have knitted him another sweater.

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I'm sure whatever your talents decide to weave that it'll make his expression even brighter. Er, somehow.

[nitidus]

I do like a challenge.

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And I'll make it mandatory. Such unique work uniforms won't wear themselves.

[nitidus]

At last, karma has worked in my favor. I'll sleep easy at night now knowing that he will be wearing his sweaters often.

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Please send any potentially novelty clothing my way and I'll make sure it finds its rightful place on his person.

[nitidus]

Done and done.