Mask or Menace. IC Contact.

[selfimage]

"Ah, yes. Here we go! Insert all appropriate messages at the beep! Beeeeeeeep!" [ beeeeeeeep. ]

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[humanistic]

I didn't actually read any, I don't even know that they're suggestions. There's just this box. You really didn't do this?

[selfimage]

Ugh you touched it, didn't you.

WHICH location was it left outside of, again?

[ this is important. very important. if it has anything to do with that unfortunate drug ring that's seeped into his establishment, it could be a danger to all of those working for him. he won't let Mitchell on to his sudden concern, so he brushes it off kind of casually. ]

[humanistic]

It wasn't left outside it was left inside. At the bar. I didn't touch at first, I thought someone would come back for it. Then I had to move it.

[um.]

Is there some reason why I shouldnt have touched it

[selfimage]

ImPort tensions are high and we wouldn't want something unpleasant seeping its way in to an imPort friendly establishment.

Do you still have it?

[humanistic]

Jesus all right. Seriously it's not ticking or anything. I'm pretty sure it's just full of paper.

Do you want me to still have it?

[selfimage]

You sentenced it to the dumpster, didn't you?

[humanistic]

Someone could get it out again. [so, yes.] If it's important. Tomorrow.

[when he's not working...]

The rubbish doesn't get picked up tonight, it'll keep.

[selfimage]

Keep it outside your door. You don't want to invite it in.

[humanistic]

What the hell does that mean

[selfimage]

It means that different imPorts have different abilities. Usually I tend to lean on the sorcery side of paranoia.

[humanistic]

All right, brilliant, thanks, good plan. So I'll just be leaving it in the dumpster, where it belongs.

Have a great night.

[selfimage]

Oh, in Ods name, there's no reason to fuss over a (possibly harmful) box.

[humanistic]

Right, which is why I'm leaving it in the dumpster

[selfimage]

It's going to smell.

[ HE DOESN'T WANNA TOUCH IT AFTER THAT. ]

[humanistic]

Isn't that what magic is for

[humanistic]

Look I'm already on my way home I'm not turning around to fish a sorcery box out of a dumpster. And you already said there's no reason to fuss over it.

[selfimage]

Should I point out th

Ok fine. I'll get it tomorrow.

[humanistic]

Great. Cheers.

[humanistic]

[....maybe three minutes later]

Point out what

[selfimage]

[ MITCHELL IS HE GOING TO REGRET THIS. ]

No matter. We'll find out.

[humanistic]

[NO IT'S FINE it's all fine

another delay, maybe six minutes or so]

I'm going back to get it

[selfimage]

SIGH

I'll meet you there.

[humanistic]

Seriously it's like 3am and it's probably just a box. No one's ever died from a box

[and it's not like he can die anyways but notice how he's still not saying no]

[selfimage]

People have died from boxes. There are some very terrifying boxes out there.

[ looking at you, casket of ancient winters. ]

[humanistic]

Who do you know that's ever died from a box

[or knew, really, but.
s c e p t i c a l that's the point here]

But hey if you really want to come and stare at the box that is probably just full of paper or at the worst, dog shite, then I'll see you there in like 20