[Loki was perhaps even harder to think of Christmas presents for than Jason. Jason at least he could get the bag of holding. He didn't want to risk getting even more from Hermione and so he had to be very creative with what he was doing.
So instead, the package that's delivered to Loki in Redgate is a box. In that box are a few things including a copy of the Unseelie-biased history book with a note that says "Curious about your thoughts (and if you don't want it give it back, I could use a second copy)", a handful of nice notebooks and fountain pens (because what else do you get a teacher), an updated Drabwurldian map with sections colored in that Hiro's visited and littered with his notes (Spires 10, 9, 3, Leathann, Treun, and the Station), one of these stupid things with a note that says "since blenders don't work here…instant sorta-milkshake?", what appears to be a book of puns and jokes, and finally one leather-bound journal tied with a raven feather to the front of it. With it is another small sticky note that says "just because you have to follow the story at home doesn't mean you have to here. PS this bird came from Merida, molted on my desk, tried to peck me and left."
In addition, there's also a bag of bacon and maple syrup cookies and a short note on top of the entire box.
"I wanted to get you a puppy because you could probably use the company, but I don't know where to find one. Sorry. Next time though."]
yule 2701 roni why the hell am I taking up so much of loki's inbox YELLS
So instead, the package that's delivered to Loki in Redgate is a box. In that box are a few things including a copy of the Unseelie-biased history book with a note that says "Curious about your thoughts (and if you don't want it give it back, I could use a second copy)", a handful of nice notebooks and fountain pens (because what else do you get a teacher), an updated Drabwurldian map with sections colored in that Hiro's visited and littered with his notes (Spires 10, 9, 3, Leathann, Treun, and the Station), one of these stupid things with a note that says "since blenders don't work here…instant sorta-milkshake?", what appears to be a book of puns and jokes, and finally one leather-bound journal tied with a raven feather to the front of it. With it is another small sticky note that says "just because you have to follow the story at home doesn't mean you have to here. PS this bird came from Merida, molted on my desk, tried to peck me and left."
In addition, there's also a bag of bacon and maple syrup cookies and a short note on top of the entire box.
"I wanted to get you a puppy because you could probably use the company, but I don't know where to find one. Sorry. Next time though."]