At least it's not cold. [Still more amused by the offense than anything else.]

[He shrugs off the jab. Of course he sucks at coffee. When the hell was he supposed to have real coffee?] Hard to get fancy with it when the only coffee we had back home tasted like shit. [He gestures at the cup on the table.] High class compared to space coffee.

[Oh good he used the TABLE this time instead of his face. But now they can move beyond caffeinated drinks.] So what else did you find?