...[He can't deny that. It's just one of the things that makes his stomach clench and his brain and chest hurt the more he thinks about it.] I followed Jason into battle and I'm not in love with him. Theory disproven. [Not entirely. He knows that.

Also if he thought there'd be any reaction to the idea of somebody else talking about puberty besides annoyed whining then Loki was sorely mistaken and will find a pillow being flung at his head] Dude! I already heard the puberty lecture from Baymax, please don't make me hear it twice.

[Theres a lingering pause.] ...pretty sure "developing romantic feelings for you friends" isn't exactly what begins to happen. But it's not like my life's been normal up to this point anyway. [Further burrowing until all that's available to see is the top of his hair.]

So...maybe I like him. A lot. Maybe. Hypothetically. It's still a moot point and...what? I tell him, wait to freak him out and make things awkward? Thanks, but no thanks. I know gods do things differently but for normal people this isn't really a good idea. And anyway don't you guys usually tell me to think things through? I am this time.