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Wow, I didn't realize you had herds of people chasing after your tongue, Loki.

That's news to me.

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Well herds is a bit of an overstatement—that's probably how the whole headline avoided the news.

Besides, I thought I was clear.

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Were you clear? I think you should give a more thorough description of what your mouth can do. Advertise a bit better. Don't let anything get lost to the imagination.

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You'd best work on challenging me than making it sound like you're propositioning me for locket sex.

Do you think the monarchs would hear? I would thin it better that way.

[uneulogized]

I was just giving you the opening that you were desperately looking for.

As for mom and pop, I think they might've already heard enough from the orgy. I'm sure they're tuning out the rest at the moment.

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You're a terrible tease.

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One you're only interested in when I am doing nothing more than teasing. So, the fault lies squarely on you.

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Ah—yes, says your short term memory.

Your long term memory, alas! It could use a little work. As I remember it, I was quite willing to give you a demonstration.

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And you were interested in that because, despite my disinterest, you read my teasing as something else.

But something tells me that your interest is a lot less fleeting than I thought now.

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The god of chaos can't be momentary with all his whims. There needs to be some contrast or everything becomes expected.

Surprise!

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Like changing your mind in the middle of a conversation.

Nope, I'm not buying it. You want me.

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Of course, and what are you going to do about it?

I'd wager the same thing you did before.

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Too bad you're going to make sure you never find out, huh?

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What's a little romance without a little mystery?

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When did this turn into romance? Getting ahead of yourself a little, aren't you?

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Don't tell me you wouldn't be flattered by a love letter.

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I would be embarrassed for you.

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Apparently you haven't read my love letters.

But I'll keep them to myself—just for you.

[uneulogized]

How cute.

There were never any love letters.

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That was meant as a wide, "in general" commentary.

You can rest assured that they're well pointed in other directions.

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The god of whimsy is too committed, after all.

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And Jason Todd remains laid-less.

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I'll live.

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Good, then I'll get to those love letters I need to write.

Consider this a tah-tah for now.