You're enjoying making this more difficult than it has to be, aren't you?
[ Rhetorical question for the win. ] Whatever, if you're coming to the wedding as David Bowie, let me know ahead of time so I can figure out something not horrible to match it.
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Could you at least try not to look too weird?
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[ there's a noticeable pause. maybe that's not a bad idea. ]
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Don't take attention away from the bride and groom, Loki. Dress like David Bowie in Labyrinth at Samhain or something.
[ No Billy, don't start thinking of ways to coordinate with Loki's David Bowie outfit if he does wear it to the wedding. ]
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[ yes Billy, do exactly that. ]
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[ He's blaming this entirely on you. ]
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[ he can take it!!! ]
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[ He's not very successful at holding a straight face here. ]
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I suppose that's torn us apart.
[ go away, Loki. ]
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Don't look so smug about it.
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[ Rhetorical question for the win. ] Whatever, if you're coming to the wedding as David Bowie, let me know ahead of time so I can figure out something not horrible to match it.
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