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[ Loki puts his elbow down and rests his chin on it, the pen balanced between his fingers. ]

Shakespeare was scandalous enough. Have you read some of those sonnets?

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Wow, look at the ego on this one.

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C'mon, it's not the content that's the problem with that one. It's the claim.

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[ Loki makes a rude noise with his mouth. ]

Look who you're talking to, Mister Todd. Perhaps Shakespeare should be looking to make the opposite claim. But really, who wants to be Loki?

[ he taps the pen on the desk. ]

I could sign them "Jason Todd." [ a quirk of his lips. ] Sir Jason Todd.

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Waver wouldn't shelve anything with my name on it. Not after what I pulled in there. [He didn't do anything too bad, either, but he likes to make it sound like he does.]

And I'm gonna ignore the self-flagellation you just did. Very boring.

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I'll be sure to amp up my entertainment value when I'm beneath the guise of William Shakespeare. I have a questionable mustache and everything.

[ he just puts his books in Waver's library. so, you know. ]

Perhaps I'll write more right now. I'm feeling very William.

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I did tell him that you were very into Willies. I guess I just learned a lot about you today.

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You didn't say that.

[ full stop. ]

You did say that. Of course you said that.

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Unlike the whole Shakespeare thing, at least it's not false advertising.

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There's no advertising involved.

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Lots of people know who Shakespeare is.

Even here.

He transcends the multiverse.

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That makes it all the better—especially for those who are, shall we say, canon blind?

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I'm trying not to jump down people's throats for not knowing Shakespeare.

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You really like Shakespeare.

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Yeah, and here you are, besmirching his good name.

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Is this like that Vin Diesel thing?

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No.

[The implication, though it's likely not clear at all, is that it runs deeper.

Vin Diesel is a new love.

Shakespeare is far from that.]

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No?

[ there's a curious inflection at the edge of his voice, and he turns his attention toward him. ]

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I dunno about you, but that seems like a pretty definitive answer to me.

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[ there's a pause and then a hint of a smile. ]

You're a secret nerd, Jason Todd.

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Just because I don't have I heart Shakespeare on my face doesn't make it a secret.