Mask or Menace. IC Contact.

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I still don't have a job, so we're watching another movie night.

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Loki, where the hell are you?

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You did accountable for a WEEK?

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I can't say I'm surprised. You're Loki, after all.

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But still, a week.

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You're almost as bad as Tony Stark.

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Do you want me to list the reasons why you suck?

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Number one: you tried to use my best friend to do some major maniacal scheme.

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Number two: Your stupid crown.

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Number three: You're still technically the same person as before and you make excuses.

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Loki is Loki.

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well fine

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now I'm drinking the wine I brought over.

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You're missing out on your ONLY FRIEND.

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I know you didn't forge to charge your phone.

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We should have done this the first time.

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Before you threw that stupid party.

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Okay it was a fine party.

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wow this is 18 texts

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This wine is still better than you.

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And it's cheap wine.

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I bet this is because you're in denial of Ryan Gosling.

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LOKI

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Do you think I can drink that much red wine?

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I'll give you a break to actually read these Loki.