Mask or Menace. IC Contact.

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"Ah, yes. Here we go! Insert all appropriate messages at the beep! Beeeeeeeep!" [ beeeeeeeep. ]

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Vikings have gfs?

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'astrid'.

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Are those the emphasizing kind of quotes or the kind of quotes that imply sarcastic incredulity?

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they are the kind of quotes that imply i'm buying an expensive wine tonight and dying my hair pink while nearing the tail-end of the bottle.

ignore all drunk texts later, there may be some.

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Ah

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That sucks.

Why Berk boy? Isn't he a little, Idk. Berkish?

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he makes me laugh and hardly ever lies. just dropkick me in the face if i do this again, i'm done with it.

ttyl i have to be changing-room girl.

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There are plenty of fish in the sea- well, in this case multiverse. Don't give up hope! I'm rooting for you, after all.

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uuuugh. i don't want a fish anymore, i'm going to find a horrible shark in a leather jacket and ride it into the sunset with awful consequences I RLY HAVE TO GO NOW.

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[ verity are you texting him and running HE IS INSULTED ]

Tap it, Verity! Tap it!

10:13 PM

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looooooooookiiiiiiii ii loke eeeeyye

lock eye?? sounds french

10:38 PM

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physisc books are always boring

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[ true mysteries: physics or psychic?? ]

10:59 PM

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ur wiki page is a MESSS whjat is going on with this

what is this table myth thing where u turned up and everyone was like hWOWWO LOKIS HERE?? HELL NO and then ?? dickish stuff happened but mainly in the story ur like ummm i came to have a good time and etc etc

myths are weird i dont t rust them >:/

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[ at least this lacks animal children. ]

11:12 PM

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you are a good person shh it's ok ay

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[ ok, he's weirdly touched. ]

11:17 PM

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a cat is staring at me thru the window

DONE

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UPDATEE I LET HIM IN and we are friends what a cute fluff

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Have you thought of names yet? I was thinking Lock voir Eye. Or perhaps Low-Key if we'd like to be less French about it.

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yayyy heyyy go 2 sleep its so late but also text me yee

he is called GRAM ;) cats know truths

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I've my godly stamina for a few more days. Insert something about how the night will not claim victory over me.

Ouch- out with the Loki references, in with the whole sword thing.

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yea fight the night fight the POWER

he's scratched me like 5 times but i love him :( little king