Mask or Menace. IC Contact.

[selfimage]

"Ah, yes. Here we go! Insert all appropriate messages at the beep! Beeeeeeeep!" [ beeeeeeeep. ]

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[selfimage]

I'm not wasting postage. I just can't woosh things into your mailbox. You can pick it up at work.

[ whatever it is, you don't want it, Dorian. ]

[brushoff]

[ it's going on the mantlepiece for Dio to be confused. ]

If I must.
by the way, at the risk of pointing out the obvious, people have been acting weird lately. Any idea why?

[selfimage]

First it was the lightning, and now THIS. They're all Hornets related, I'd suspect. A very large plan coming to full circle.

[brushoff]

That would make sense. I'm pretty certain that tentacle thing reenacting the Donner Party attacked me solely because I was an imPort.

[selfimage]

Curious. What gave you that impression?

[brushoff]

Aside from the fact that he pretty much said so?

[selfimage]

Out-right in your face said so?

[brushoff]

Paraphrasing here, but as the imPort attacked me with his imPort tentacles, he said that imPorts didn't deserve to be heroes.

So, pretty much yeah.

[selfimage]

Well if THAT isn't a completely and utterly biased view.

Sucks about your hand. :(

[brushoff]

It'll grow back by the end of the day. That still doesn't meant that I'm alright with this whole scenario. I liked that hand! In fact, I was rather attached to it.

[ Dorian stop ]

[selfimage]

Entirely too bad. Next time I'll be sure to offer you one.

[ he'll raise you, Dorian. ]

[brushoff]

Handouts in multiple senses of the word.

[selfimage]

It's very handy.

[brushoff]

Especially since it's proven that a hands-off approach might not be the best.