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[grunehexe]

Well, my research suggests that this depends very greatly on one's regard for gift recipient, one's relation to them, and also, one's "budget".

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So, a fire extinguisher.

[grunehexe]

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Come again?

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Oh, you know ......

The mortals use it to extinguish the fires that they accidentally set.
Except it would be a metaphor.

[grunehexe]

I know what a fire extinguisher is...

[after Woodhurst, anyway-]

Surely you do not mean to imply that one such as I would benefit from a metaphorical one!

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Do you not enjoy the fires you set?

[grunehexe]

I prefer to think of myself as a gardener rather than an arsonist.

[one can sow seeds for harvest or chaos!!!!1]

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Are you patient enough for that?

[ it's more playful than insulting, because he's seen her girlish, impatient side. ]

[grunehexe]

... most times.

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I suppose in terms of mortal satisfaction that something that extinguishes fire is rather practical and boring for a young woman.
Something to start a few fires might be better.

[grunehexe]

And indeed, I have all things practical I require at the moment, so...

If these metaphorical matches of you would provide a certain degree of excitement or pleasure...

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Please,
Who doesn't need a little catharsis every now and then?

[grunehexe]

I certainly will not claim to be above such things.

I was going to suggest “robots”, but I feel like I have learned better.

[everybody, everybody needs it]

[selfimage]

Oh? Tell me that you've had your own run in with robots, Sieglinde.
It sounds like a drinking story.

[grunehexe]

It's a drinking story if you have good drinks.

[selfimage]

Then I suppose that certainly narrows down my options.