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username: LOKI

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[grunehexe]

Who says no one will believe me? I could say I was your illegitimate child with a marsh witch and who could prove it was not truth?

[HMMPH]

[selfimage]

Really? A marsh witch? I was thinking hairdresser.

[ take that. ]

[grunehexe]

If you keep this up I shall say you are one of my paramours.

And not one of my favorites, [hiccup], either-

[selfimage]

Will you? You don't even know my type.

[grunehexe]

Is it redheads?

[selfimage]

[ maybe back in the day. close, Sieglinde. ]

Try again.

[grunehexe]

Is it stallions?

[now that's just intentionally rude...]

[selfimage]

[ WOW, HE'S OFFENDED. ]

Did you know these devices can hang themselves up?

[grunehexe]

[whatever Loki it seems like a good idea from the drunk witch perspective]

No, they cannot. They are not sentient.

[selfimage]

[ WHAT IS THIS SASS. ]

Not literally!

[grunehexe]

Then change the active subject of your sentence... honestly...

[Sieglinde drank wine. Sieglinde gained +10 sass.]

[selfimage]

...






Hairbrush.

[grunehexe]

I will show you hairbrush. I shall master this before we leave Oska!

[selfimage]

Good luck.

[ look, he's the best mentor probably. ]

[grunehexe]

I shan't need it!

[welp she's certainly motivated at least]

[selfimage]

[ mission accomplished. ]