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username: LOKI

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I am.

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They do.

[ simple, sweet, to the point. ]

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Yet I've not been approached by them. Are they simply unaware? Or do they just not care?

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They're not here, and besides, word travels fast.
Or gossip, rather.
As in, I visited Avengers' Tower for a little B&E.
Needless to say, they know what I look like.

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[ Ah, a mild misunderstanding. Miscommunication. Inevitable, but ultimately inconsequential. ]

B&E?

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My favorite pastime.
Breaking and entering. :)

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[ That startles an amused snort out of him--not that Loki would know it. ]

Of course, I should have realized.

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There is a Spider-Man running about. I'm sure you'll meet him soon enough.
Dresses in skintight spandex, makes sassy remarks and steals hats.

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Spider-man? Is the Lady Widow not arachnid enough?

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Broad "spider," somewhat less creative.
The other is a tad more specific.

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I suppose you're not wrong.

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You're not concerned are you?
That someone may pop up to corner you about your evil deeds in another universe.

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That's happened already.

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Not to you.

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Hasn't it?

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What.

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What?

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I suppose you'll never know.

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Wonderful. Absolutely wonderful.

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Toodles!

[ you can even hear his annoying voice in the text. ]

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[ not replying to that but he REALLY REALLY CAN ]