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[selfimage]

[ oh no, that does say everything. ]

I'm certain that it's awkward all on its own. So, who is he marrying? Someone who can give you ... [ there's a pause and then he leans forward like a cat who's gotten his cream. ] Would that be your father or mother?

Talk about complicated familial standing. You're on par with me.

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Have you met Morgana? It's something like step-grandmother from another universe, but who's counting?

Anyway, leave your calendar open in August.

[selfimage]

Should I procure a fashionable and extravagant garb for the occasion?

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[ That gets such a raised eyebrow. ]

Could you at least try not to look too weird?

[selfimage]

As if I was going to show up like David Bowie in Labyrinth.

[ there's a noticeable pause. maybe that's not a bad idea. ]

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[ Billy's going to pinch the bridge of his nose. He totally has a headache developing. ]

Don't take attention away from the bride and groom, Loki. Dress like David Bowie in Labyrinth at Samhain or something.

[ No Billy, don't start thinking of ways to coordinate with Loki's David Bowie outfit if he does wear it to the wedding. ]

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Billy Kaplan: Giant Poop. There goes my best idea.

[ yes Billy, do exactly that. ]

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I've got the songs stuck in my head.

[ He's blaming this entirely on you. ]

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And I'm debating whether or not that's a bad thing.

[ he can take it!!! ]

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And this is why our torrid love affair came to an end. You've always cared more about David Bowie, his tight pants, and his musical styling than me!

[ He's not very successful at holding a straight face here. ]

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You were always a little more modern while I retained the legacy of Aladdin Sane

I suppose that's torn us apart.

[ go away, Loki. ]

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[ That gets an eyeroll. ]

Don't look so smug about it.

[selfimage]

Smug about what? David Bowie? Please. What's there not to be smug about with David Bowie?

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You're enjoying making this more difficult than it has to be, aren't you?

[ Rhetorical question for the win. ] Whatever, if you're coming to the wedding as David Bowie, let me know ahead of time so I can figure out something not horrible to match it.

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David Bowie has enough "phases of David Bowie" that we could come up with something suitable for a mortal wedding.

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I'm going to regret this, but I'll leave the planning up to you.

[selfimage]

I'll be sure not to disappoint.