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Are you setting me up? Waver really isn't my type. He's a whole lot of wrinkles, have you noticed. Despite that, the thought is appreciated. I'm all aflutter.

Actually I think that I'm more flattered that you remember that I write them at all.

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You're not flattered at all.

And I was sincere about the rest. Give him a sample, but not the whole deal. I don't get the idea that he's into sausages. [Though he could be wrong.]

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[ his smile twitches at the end of his lips and gets annoyingly wider, even though Jason can't see. ]

Why am I offering samples of my romantic intent to Waver again?

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It's your penance for trying to ruin the good name of William Shakespeare and The Fast and the Furious.

It's only right.

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Ah.

[ there's a pause in his voice, then he tries to sound innocent. ]

You found that.

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I was buying coffee.

[He was also in the least logical place to buy coffee when asked not to be a prick to Waver, but.]

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[ Jason Todd you are not fooling anyone. ]

At the Barrel. From Waver. Reading scandalous and inappropriate fanfiction.

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[He switches to video, and right behind him, there are three bags of coffee.

Which is a lot of coffee, but it's not like he's just buying for himself these days.]

Is that what you call it? Fanfiction?

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[ he trusts Jason's story, but you know. intent. ]

I am a fan and I do occasionally pick up the pen to express myself upon the parchment.

[ he's holding a pen now, but mostly because he's at the Uni doing Uni business. ]

To continue the tale. Or, you know ... it's porny underbelly.

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I'm pretty sure Brian and Dom don't screw.

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You have to watch the French version for that.

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I have. I remain the expert on the matter.

And you still haven't answered to your usage of Shakespeare.

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[ Loki puts his elbow down and rests his chin on it, the pen balanced between his fingers. ]

Shakespeare was scandalous enough. Have you read some of those sonnets?

1/2

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Wow, look at the ego on this one.

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C'mon, it's not the content that's the problem with that one. It's the claim.

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[ Loki makes a rude noise with his mouth. ]

Look who you're talking to, Mister Todd. Perhaps Shakespeare should be looking to make the opposite claim. But really, who wants to be Loki?

[ he taps the pen on the desk. ]

I could sign them "Jason Todd." [ a quirk of his lips. ] Sir Jason Todd.

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Waver wouldn't shelve anything with my name on it. Not after what I pulled in there. [He didn't do anything too bad, either, but he likes to make it sound like he does.]

And I'm gonna ignore the self-flagellation you just did. Very boring.

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I'll be sure to amp up my entertainment value when I'm beneath the guise of William Shakespeare. I have a questionable mustache and everything.

[ he just puts his books in Waver's library. so, you know. ]

Perhaps I'll write more right now. I'm feeling very William.

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I did tell him that you were very into Willies. I guess I just learned a lot about you today.

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You didn't say that.

[ full stop. ]

You did say that. Of course you said that.

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Unlike the whole Shakespeare thing, at least it's not false advertising.

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There's no advertising involved.

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Lots of people know who Shakespeare is.

Even here.

He transcends the multiverse.

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That makes it all the better—especially for those who are, shall we say, canon blind?

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I'm trying not to jump down people's throats for not knowing Shakespeare.