[ Loki's at his desk with a paintbrush, half paying attention to Billy's face and half going over the runes on a jar. his sleeves are rolled up to mid-forearm. ]
Ah, so it was Hiro. Color me unsurprised.
[ but there's a smirk of amusement that begins to twitch on his lips. ]
We could always send some convincing mixed signals. You know, a little letter here and there, a heart on the locker, giggles and whispering at toilet jokes.
Hurry, train yourself to laugh at the word "poop."
Er—aside from that, I don't usually give off the best impression. Do you really want to take me to a wedding? Then again ... [ a thoughtful pause as he makes another brush stroke on the jar. ] It's not a party unless Loki's at the party.
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I'm certain that it's awkward all on its own. So, who is he marrying? Someone who can give you ... [ there's a pause and then he leans forward like a cat who's gotten his cream. ] Would that be your father or mother?
Talk about complicated familial standing. You're on par with me.
You're enjoying making this more difficult than it has to be, aren't you?
[ Rhetorical question for the win. ] Whatever, if you're coming to the wedding as David Bowie, let me know ahead of time so I can figure out something not horrible to match it.
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Ah, so it was Hiro. Color me unsurprised.
[ but there's a smirk of amusement that begins to twitch on his lips. ]
We could always send some convincing mixed signals. You know, a little letter here and there, a heart on the locker, giggles and whispering at toilet jokes.
Hurry, train yourself to laugh at the word "poop."
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[ No poop jokes for Billy Kaplan. ]
Oh hey, I know. You can be my plus one at the wedding.
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Er—aside from that, I don't usually give off the best impression. Do you really want to take me to a wedding? Then again ... [ a thoughtful pause as he makes another brush stroke on the jar. ] It's not a party unless Loki's at the party.
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It's Erik's wedding. [ As if this says everything. ] I don't think anyone could make it more awkward.
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I'm certain that it's awkward all on its own. So, who is he marrying? Someone who can give you ... [ there's a pause and then he leans forward like a cat who's gotten his cream. ] Would that be your father or mother?
Talk about complicated familial standing. You're on par with me.
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Anyway, leave your calendar open in August.
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Could you at least try not to look too weird?
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[ there's a noticeable pause. maybe that's not a bad idea. ]
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Don't take attention away from the bride and groom, Loki. Dress like David Bowie in Labyrinth at Samhain or something.
[ No Billy, don't start thinking of ways to coordinate with Loki's David Bowie outfit if he does wear it to the wedding. ]
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[ yes Billy, do exactly that. ]
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[ He's blaming this entirely on you. ]
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[ he can take it!!! ]
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[ He's not very successful at holding a straight face here. ]
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I suppose that's torn us apart.
[ go away, Loki. ]
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Don't look so smug about it.
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[ Rhetorical question for the win. ] Whatever, if you're coming to the wedding as David Bowie, let me know ahead of time so I can figure out something not horrible to match it.
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